Gin related adventures

In celebration of my impending departure I was thrown the most delightful goodbye bash (Kathryn themed so painted-on moles all around). These delightful cupcakes are an example of one Miss L Whitakers extreme talent and love. Will miss you all greatly you bunch of weirdos xxxx

The first

Dear You,

I am not good at beginning or ending letters. I verbally flither and then shamefully move on. So I tell you now to not expect great swathes of literary composition from these 'ere scrawlings. In fact, expect nothing- for then everything I write will surely exceed expectation.

That is all.